10. I hate your silly sense of humor.
9. I hate the way you sit in chairs.
8. I hate your embarrassed face.
7. I hate your dancing.
6. I hate your velociraptor impression.
5. I hate the way you stare longingly whenever someone is talking.
4. I hate the way your tongue pokes out when you laugh.
3. I hate that you love regular movies.
2. I hate the way you apologize for eating.
1. I hate the way your smile stops hearts.
you’re in a movie theatre. there’s a funny scene. the audience laughs, and from somewhere in the room, you hear it